Dad is entertaining...even early in the morning.

I had set my alarm for 8am but I never manage to get up as it goes off. Instead, I hit it several times wondering why it keeps going off. I didn't hear Dad at all so I thought I could get a few more winks. As I lay there I heard the water running thinking he had just got up so I knew that I had to get up at that point. I get up and go past his room and he is not there...go past the bathroom and no Dad....so I wander out to the living room and from there I can see Dad at the kitchen table eating. I get a little closer and then I just burst out laughing. There is Dad....eating with one arm in the long sleeve of his shirt and the other arm completely out of it and the shirt is upside down. Then he starts laughing asking, "Isn't this something?" Yes, I thought, but WHAT?
So here comes the explanation as IF I haven't heard it before. He couldn't find which hole to put his second arm in and he just gave up and decided to just eat in the shirt that way until he was rescued. I asked him what would he have done had he been all alone and he said he would have stayed that way. LORDIE! What a character.