Typical conversations between Dad and me.
Wendy… Dad it's time for your bath.
Dad…What day is it?
Wendy: It’s the day you take your bath, who cares what day it is?
Dad…I DO!
Wendy… It’s time to eat, Dad.
Dad…What time is it?
TIME TO EAT DAD!
Wendy…Come to the bathroom and take your teeth out and get ready for bed.
Dad…I have my teeth out!
Wendy…You do NOT!
Dad…Yes I DO!
Wendy...Use your tongue and feel your teeth.
Dad….hesitates…OH, guess I do have my teeth in.
Just come to the bathroom and do as I ask…
Dad…You ask TOO much!
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ReplyDeleteC'mon, you guys. Are you SURE this stuff is not "pre-scripted"? Who needs the writings of Erma Bombeck with all THIS stuff filling the air in Oklahoma! ;-D
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